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Differences Between Working On Films and Teaching Preschoolers:

1. Reaction to the phrase "Look how deep my hole is!"
Teaching Preschoolers: "Wow! Can you see the other side of the world?"
Working On Films: "That's what she said."

2. Reaction to lunchtime:
Teaching Preschoolers: Is it over yet?
Working On Films: Sweet!

3. Primary Materials With Which Things Are Built:
Teaching Preschoolers: Legos, sand, tape.
Working on Films: Metal, wood, tape.

4. Meaning of the phrase "I can't find the sticks!":
Teaching Preschoolers: lost Lincoln Logs
Working on Films: lost tripod

5. Meaning of the word "dirt":
Teaching Preschoolers: actual dirt, generally smeared all over children
Working on Films: sandbags