You know what's awesome? It's awesome when your friends move away and suddenly don't give a shit about you anymore, don't answer texts, or phone calls, or emails, or anything. Because goodness knows it's impossible, in this information age, to be friends with people who don't live in the same state as you! Why even bother?
It's almost as awesome as my computer crapping out and being without the internet for days at a time. ALMOST.