Wednesday, November 05, 2008

favorite headlines from Election Day

from Slog: FUCK YEAH! PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!

(tacky favorite) from The Mirror (UK): IT'S THE BLACK HOUSE: Obama Is New President

from The National Enquirer: BAM BAM BAM! (huh?)

from McSweeney's: AN ELECTORAL COLLEGE BREAKDOWN FOR MY FRENCH IN-LAWS THAT MEETS ALL THEIR PRECONCEPTIONS

from The Onion: NATION FINALLY SHITTY ENOUGH TO MAKE SOCIAL PROGRESS

and BLACK MAN GIVEN NATION'S WORST JOB

from The Huffington Post: KENYA DECLARES WEDNESDAY A NATIONAL HOLIDAY AFTER BARACK OBAMA



I AM GOING TO BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS FOR DAYS. DAYS, I TELL YOU!

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