a) WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBAMA HAS DROPPED TO 93.1 WIN PERCENTAGE?? Oh no oh no oh no I don't know what I'll do if he doesn't win, if he doesn't win the Supreme Court will end up being, like, ALL REPUBLICANS and abortion will be outlawed and idiotic things will happen to health care and the ANWR will be drilled into oblivion and I might as well just take the next four years and move to Sweden.
b) if i ever go to China, remind me to track down this statue:
GIANT OPTIMUS PRIME, how cool is that? Whoever sculpted that was all "I am a nerdy child of the 80's, deal with it."