In going through old emails, I found one from a certain crooked-toothed professor at Northwestern, containing a scanned version of his signature. It was meant for me to forge and turn in on some document or other for some class I wanted to get into- if I remember correctly, my senior year independent study. The whole thing was so simple and so... not scandelous. Needless to say, the sort of thing that does not happen at AFI.
Just thought I'd remark on the awesomeness of the days when a teacher would encourage you to forge his signature.