Reason #972 Why My Mom Is Cooler Than Me:
When my mom bakes a pie in a flimsy tinfoil pie pan, she puts the pie pan on a cookie sheet while it's in the oven.
When I bake a pie, I just stick the flimsy tinfoil pie pan directly in the oven, and then when I pull it out the pan collapses, the crust gives way, and there are suddenly steaming hot apples all over the door of the oven, and also sort of the floor, and one falls on my foot, and I have to hop around yelling and diving for spatulas.
When I grow up I want to be like my mom. I hope the damn pie still tastes good.
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This is the best blog I've read in weeks. I feel like I am in the kitchen laughing at you right now. Thanks for that.
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