I would like to take a moment to point you all in the direction of a dear friend's dream, which has (started to) come true: Tim has become a published film critic. Tim is easily the best writer I know in person, and for years he has written amazing movie reviews on his blog, so the fact that someone has taken notice makes me very happy. As long as he doesn't get all pretentious on me*, or start seeing movies with a flashlight to take notes, I say go forth and conquer the world of criticism. Here is review #2.
*Oh wait... Tim has been pretentious since the day he was born.