He just has a way with words... a gloriously snarky way with words. On the difference between Obama and McCain:
"It's a bit like choosing between a glass of wine and a beer bong full of turpentine and carpet tacks. Sure you can ingest them both, but come on."
The rest of his rant on undecided voters is here.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
oh, pretty woman
I am really reluctant to write about my day yesterday without accompanying pictures, but I think I'm going to have to because I didn't have my camera. I took a bunch of pictures on David's camera, but he is flying to the Phillipines tonight and who knows if he'll get a chance to send them to me. I also have crappy pictures on my cell phone, but I don't know how to get them off, and none of the cords I own seem to be able to do it. So sans-pictures it is.
Yesterday was possibly the silliest, yet easiest day I have ever had on set. It was long, and there wasn't any food I wasn't allergic to, but it was still easy. If my description of it is vague and convoluted, you'll have to forgive me-- I experienced the whole thing and yet am still confused as to what exactly happened. I will try to put it all together in a logical way, to the best of my ability.
My friend David from AFI has worked for a documentary company in the past that is based in New York. This company and a company here in LA were, together, working for a very very rich client who used to own Kraft Foods, or be CEO, or something like that. In any case, this guy was loaded, and he was about to marry his girlfriend of apparently many many years. These people were probably at least 60, and have been dating (with some ups and downs, if I understand correctly) since Pretty Woman was in theaters. How do I know this? Well, their first date was going to see Pretty Woman, and because of this, the guy, Stefan, decided that he would use the movie as a theme and pamper the living crap out of his fiance for a day, making it seem as though she was actually IN the movie. This is where the LA company comes in-- it's a company that apparently helps people live out their fantasies, which usually for some reason involve movies. The LA company hired David on the recommendation of the New York company to film the whole day, and he in turn hired another camera operator and me to be his camera assistant. There was also a photographer for the whole day, a designer for the hotel suite (I'll get there) and multiple actors involved.
The day started with everyone staked out at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. My job at that point was to be an undercover camera person-- I had a little point-and-shoot that also shoots 16x9 HD video. I was pretending to be a tourist when the party's giant SUV pulled up to the hotel. I shot them going in, and being introduced to the "manager" (an actor), who gave the woman a bag with a "clue" in it. Oh- quick aside: the woman's name was Heidi, but we were supposed to call her "Vivien" all day... like Julia Robert's character in Pretty Woman. Mental, I know. We were also supposed to call Stefan "Edward." Anyway. So she got some sort of clue or other that led her a few blocks West to Neiman Marcus, where she had a personal shopper (also an actor, but one who knew his way around fashion) help her buy THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF CLOTHES. I, personally, had very little to do at Neiman Marcus- I ended up wandering around a bit and nearly fainting at the price tags on the clothes. There was one tank top with stupid little beads on it that cost $1600.
After Neiman Marcus "Vivien" was whisked downtown to a loft studio where there was a makeup artist and hair stylist who fussed over her a LOT, and they had a photo shoot with a very high end photographer who reminded me a lot of Seth Kamphuijs, my Cycle 1 producer... same sort of pseudosleezy, confident attitude. Anyway, we were at the loft FOREVER, taking pictures in all her various outfits. I, again, had very little to do. I charged batteries and swapped tapes, and every now and then David would get sick of shooting the makeup sessions and let me take over. But for the most part, it was boring. "Vivien's" two friends were with her, these other old German ladies (everyone involved in this is German), and they seemed unendingly bored. Who can blame them? The highlight of ridiculousness was when an actress BURST into the room dressed as a hooker, and fussed about "Vivien" as though they were old friends from the hooker days at the beginning of Pretty Woman. She handed her another clue, smacked her gum, posed for pictures, and then left.
The point of the photo shoot was to have the actor who was playing the stylist and the photographer (who was not an actor) pretend that "Vivien" was so great, so naturally talented that she had to go to New York and be in a runway fashion show... a runway fashion show that "Edward" was paying for completely, just so that she could be in a runway fashion show. I don't know if this woman actually fell for any of this crap, but I hope to god she didn't.
I guess the clue led to a restaurant, because that's where the German people and David went next, but the B camera guy and I went back to the Beverly Wilshire and waited around in the presidential suite as it was being decorated. The designer and the woman who owns the LA company laid a trail of rose petals all around the suite (which was HUGE- it was bigger than the flat I grew up in, bigger than our apartment in Evanston, definitely bigger than Kristin's suite at the Sheraton in 5th grade... it had three bedrooms and three bathrooms and an office and a dining room and a huge balcony and it was insane) and there were candles everywhere. They'd brought in a grand piano just for the night, so that "Edward" could play "Pretty Woman" for "Vivien" when they got up to their room. There were other random details-- the designer played a maid who handed her another clue, the manager at the hotel spoke German so was recruited to pretend to be a bartender, etc-- but that is the main course of the day.
The "Pretty Woman" on piano part is awfully sweet- he learned to play the piano just so he could be like Richard Gere in the movie. But if I were her, I would have rather spent the whole day with my fiance than have him pay for a dozen people to pamper me all day. I realize that megarich people simply see the world differently from me, and that when you're really rich, maybe you have to go to greater heights in order to impress anyone, but it all just seemed so extravagant and unnecessary. Let this be a warning to any boyfriends/fiances/husbands I may have in my life: I would much rather you cook me dinner than send me out with strangers on a shopping spree. If you feel truly compelled to spends scads of cash, take me somewhere cool! Take me to Argentina, or Iceland, or Bali, or Russia or something! Hell, take me to Chicago to see my friends! Not that I would scoff at a hotel suite filled with rose petals or anything, but really... the poor maid who has to clean all those up!
I spent the day slightly appalled by the showboatiness of it all, but at some point I realized that hey, a whole lot of people were employed for the day because this guy wanted to show his girlfriend how much he loves her. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's a weird, unnecessary way to do it, but I'm not going to complain. I actually made money for the day, which is more than I can say for most of my days recently. So in the end it's win-win, and I just hope that "Vivien" didn't think it was too ridiculous. I definitely saw a couple eye rolls on her end.
It also made me really happy that, for the most part, the rich people I know don't show off like that. I grew up with the privileged kids in San Francisco, and while we ourselves were never rich, a lot of kids I went to school with certainly were. Sure, there was the kid with the pool in his front foyer, and the kid with the penthouse apartment overlooking the city skyline, and the kid with all the stupid modern art in her house, but for the most part, the rich people didn't seem like rich people. They wore jeans and drove SUVs and helped their kids with their homework. I have aunts who are very well off who still shop at sales and cut coupons- and I love that about them.
I just hope David sends me some pictures so that I can share the insanity with all you other normal, not rich people.
UPDATE: I forgot!! Random weirdness: the woman who owned the company in LA was named Jennifour. No, that's not a typo... JenniFOUR. And it was pronounced as such. Either it's a really uppity name change on her part, or her parents were certifiably insane.
Yesterday was possibly the silliest, yet easiest day I have ever had on set. It was long, and there wasn't any food I wasn't allergic to, but it was still easy. If my description of it is vague and convoluted, you'll have to forgive me-- I experienced the whole thing and yet am still confused as to what exactly happened. I will try to put it all together in a logical way, to the best of my ability.
My friend David from AFI has worked for a documentary company in the past that is based in New York. This company and a company here in LA were, together, working for a very very rich client who used to own Kraft Foods, or be CEO, or something like that. In any case, this guy was loaded, and he was about to marry his girlfriend of apparently many many years. These people were probably at least 60, and have been dating (with some ups and downs, if I understand correctly) since Pretty Woman was in theaters. How do I know this? Well, their first date was going to see Pretty Woman, and because of this, the guy, Stefan, decided that he would use the movie as a theme and pamper the living crap out of his fiance for a day, making it seem as though she was actually IN the movie. This is where the LA company comes in-- it's a company that apparently helps people live out their fantasies, which usually for some reason involve movies. The LA company hired David on the recommendation of the New York company to film the whole day, and he in turn hired another camera operator and me to be his camera assistant. There was also a photographer for the whole day, a designer for the hotel suite (I'll get there) and multiple actors involved.
The day started with everyone staked out at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. My job at that point was to be an undercover camera person-- I had a little point-and-shoot that also shoots 16x9 HD video. I was pretending to be a tourist when the party's giant SUV pulled up to the hotel. I shot them going in, and being introduced to the "manager" (an actor), who gave the woman a bag with a "clue" in it. Oh- quick aside: the woman's name was Heidi, but we were supposed to call her "Vivien" all day... like Julia Robert's character in Pretty Woman. Mental, I know. We were also supposed to call Stefan "Edward." Anyway. So she got some sort of clue or other that led her a few blocks West to Neiman Marcus, where she had a personal shopper (also an actor, but one who knew his way around fashion) help her buy THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF CLOTHES. I, personally, had very little to do at Neiman Marcus- I ended up wandering around a bit and nearly fainting at the price tags on the clothes. There was one tank top with stupid little beads on it that cost $1600.
After Neiman Marcus "Vivien" was whisked downtown to a loft studio where there was a makeup artist and hair stylist who fussed over her a LOT, and they had a photo shoot with a very high end photographer who reminded me a lot of Seth Kamphuijs, my Cycle 1 producer... same sort of pseudosleezy, confident attitude. Anyway, we were at the loft FOREVER, taking pictures in all her various outfits. I, again, had very little to do. I charged batteries and swapped tapes, and every now and then David would get sick of shooting the makeup sessions and let me take over. But for the most part, it was boring. "Vivien's" two friends were with her, these other old German ladies (everyone involved in this is German), and they seemed unendingly bored. Who can blame them? The highlight of ridiculousness was when an actress BURST into the room dressed as a hooker, and fussed about "Vivien" as though they were old friends from the hooker days at the beginning of Pretty Woman. She handed her another clue, smacked her gum, posed for pictures, and then left.
The point of the photo shoot was to have the actor who was playing the stylist and the photographer (who was not an actor) pretend that "Vivien" was so great, so naturally talented that she had to go to New York and be in a runway fashion show... a runway fashion show that "Edward" was paying for completely, just so that she could be in a runway fashion show. I don't know if this woman actually fell for any of this crap, but I hope to god she didn't.
I guess the clue led to a restaurant, because that's where the German people and David went next, but the B camera guy and I went back to the Beverly Wilshire and waited around in the presidential suite as it was being decorated. The designer and the woman who owns the LA company laid a trail of rose petals all around the suite (which was HUGE- it was bigger than the flat I grew up in, bigger than our apartment in Evanston, definitely bigger than Kristin's suite at the Sheraton in 5th grade... it had three bedrooms and three bathrooms and an office and a dining room and a huge balcony and it was insane) and there were candles everywhere. They'd brought in a grand piano just for the night, so that "Edward" could play "Pretty Woman" for "Vivien" when they got up to their room. There were other random details-- the designer played a maid who handed her another clue, the manager at the hotel spoke German so was recruited to pretend to be a bartender, etc-- but that is the main course of the day.
The "Pretty Woman" on piano part is awfully sweet- he learned to play the piano just so he could be like Richard Gere in the movie. But if I were her, I would have rather spent the whole day with my fiance than have him pay for a dozen people to pamper me all day. I realize that megarich people simply see the world differently from me, and that when you're really rich, maybe you have to go to greater heights in order to impress anyone, but it all just seemed so extravagant and unnecessary. Let this be a warning to any boyfriends/fiances/husbands I may have in my life: I would much rather you cook me dinner than send me out with strangers on a shopping spree. If you feel truly compelled to spends scads of cash, take me somewhere cool! Take me to Argentina, or Iceland, or Bali, or Russia or something! Hell, take me to Chicago to see my friends! Not that I would scoff at a hotel suite filled with rose petals or anything, but really... the poor maid who has to clean all those up!
I spent the day slightly appalled by the showboatiness of it all, but at some point I realized that hey, a whole lot of people were employed for the day because this guy wanted to show his girlfriend how much he loves her. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's a weird, unnecessary way to do it, but I'm not going to complain. I actually made money for the day, which is more than I can say for most of my days recently. So in the end it's win-win, and I just hope that "Vivien" didn't think it was too ridiculous. I definitely saw a couple eye rolls on her end.
It also made me really happy that, for the most part, the rich people I know don't show off like that. I grew up with the privileged kids in San Francisco, and while we ourselves were never rich, a lot of kids I went to school with certainly were. Sure, there was the kid with the pool in his front foyer, and the kid with the penthouse apartment overlooking the city skyline, and the kid with all the stupid modern art in her house, but for the most part, the rich people didn't seem like rich people. They wore jeans and drove SUVs and helped their kids with their homework. I have aunts who are very well off who still shop at sales and cut coupons- and I love that about them.
I just hope David sends me some pictures so that I can share the insanity with all you other normal, not rich people.
UPDATE: I forgot!! Random weirdness: the woman who owned the company in LA was named Jennifour. No, that's not a typo... JenniFOUR. And it was pronounced as such. Either it's a really uppity name change on her part, or her parents were certifiably insane.
Monday, October 20, 2008
two things
a) WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBAMA HAS DROPPED TO 93.1 WIN PERCENTAGE?? Oh no oh no oh no I don't know what I'll do if he doesn't win, if he doesn't win the Supreme Court will end up being, like, ALL REPUBLICANS and abortion will be outlawed and idiotic things will happen to health care and the ANWR will be drilled into oblivion and I might as well just take the next four years and move to Sweden.
b) if i ever go to China, remind me to track down this statue:
GIANT OPTIMUS PRIME, how cool is that? Whoever sculpted that was all "I am a nerdy child of the 80's, deal with it."
b) if i ever go to China, remind me to track down this statue:
GIANT OPTIMUS PRIME, how cool is that? Whoever sculpted that was all "I am a nerdy child of the 80's, deal with it."
Friday, October 17, 2008
.4%
This is how nervous I am about the election: when Obama dropped in projected Win Percentage (at www.fivethirtyeight.com) from 95.1% yesterday to 94.7% today, I actually gasped out loud and immediately jumped over to cnn to see if anything major had happened to cause the .4% point drop.
By the time November 4th rolls around, I'll probably just be a shaking pile of bitten nails and concerned eyebrows.
By the time November 4th rolls around, I'll probably just be a shaking pile of bitten nails and concerned eyebrows.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Debate #3
I like this moderator guy. He's, you know, engaging in the debate and calling both candidates on things that aren't clear or might be contradictory. Excellent.
6:04pm: multiple other bloggers note that the catalyst for the economic crisis was NOT actually Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, as John McCain claimed. Yours truly is not well-versed enough in the economy to know that this is a lie, which is what scares me about America. In such respects, I am just as stupid as the rest of America- if I hadn't been told differently by people smarter than myself, I would have probably believed that. Ack. Shame!
6:33pm: So you're proud of the people who come to your rallies, are you McCain? Really? Even these people? You sick fuck. Maybe you should pick up a computer and get acquainted with YouTube.
6:37pm: BARACK OBAMA MENTIONS NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY! Sure, it was in the context of its Republican president, but he still said it! GO 'CATS!
6:43pm: I don't understand what exactly about a natural gas pipeline and continuing the devastation of our environment makes Sarah Palin "a reformer through and through." Also, when John McCain smiles it looks like a teleprompter is telling him to do so, a fact that would not creep me out so much if I didn't know it weren't true.
6:46pm: "Every president since Nixon has said we must reduce our dependence on foreign oil." I didn't know this, and it makes me sad, because obviously nothing has actually been done by it.
6:51pm: McCain: "You really have to pay attention to words." Yes, you do. Maybe you should tell that to your VP.
6:55pm: the squiggly lines were scaring me for awhile there, going down when Obama talked and up when McCain talked. Now they're pretty much reversed. Let's hope they stay that way. And yay! They are going WAY up as Obama is talking about his healthcare plan. And just dipped way down when McCain started talking. YAY LOVE THE SQUIGGLY LINES.
7pm: It's interesting that when googling John McCain's 2005 commencement speech at Northwestern, I can't for the life of me find a transcript of the damn thing. I found a video, but trust me, I had to sit though it once, and it's not an interesting speech. At the time it seemed to me like it was just some backup speech they had sitting around somewhere, not about anything in particular except how we had to work together to make the future great blah blah blah.
On the other hand, when I google Barack Obama's 2006 commencement speech at Northwestern, I not only find a video, but also the complete text. Read it. It's a great speech, and this is before any of the crazy campaigning started.
You can tell the difference between the candidates just by watching these two speeches. My class, as Kevin likes to remind me, really go the short end of the stick in this deal. I should have waited a quarter to graduate so I could be proud of my commencment speaker, rather than ashamed. My main memories of that commencement ceremony involve trying to find my family in the stands, and Eric Hoyt's hat repeatedly falling off his head.
7:07pm: WHOA AWESOME QUESTION RE: ROE V. WADE! McCain is pussyfooting around it, of course, "the decision should rest in the hands of the states," read: "I don't really want to answer this question." It will be interesting to see what Obama says.
Obama: "I am somebody who believes that Roe v. Wade was rightly decided. I think that Roe vs. Wade is a very difficult issue, and it's a moral issue.... women, in consultation with their families and their doctors are in the best position to make this decision." OH MY GOD PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I SWOON. I love this guy. Way to take a STAND on an issue that no one has actually addressed in AGES. I forgot to watch the squiggly lines while he actually said that, but at the moment they're up pretty high. This is amazing. "If a woman is out there trying to raise a family unfairly, the court has to stand up."
7:12pm: All McCain can seem to do is spout out Obama's voting history. Why don't you tell us what you actually think, dbag?
7:14pm: "Sexuality is sacred." Helping single mothers and preventing unwanted pregnancies... AWESOME. I LOVE YOU OBAMA.
7:15pm: Oh, McCain is tugging on the "Cindy and I are adoptive parents" heartstring. And yet, I have never seen a picture of Bridget McCain. Has she ever been with her family at one of these debates?
7:18pm: WOW LOOK AT THE SQIGGLY LINES NOW when Obama is talking about schools. And parental responsibility! YES! Turning off the tv sets and putting away the video games. So true.
7:20pm: John McCain is talking about how people who serve in the military ought to be able to straight to teaching when they get out of the service, and not have to take the examinations and get the credentials that they would normally have to get. WHAT? How is that going to improve the school system? That makes zero sense. No offense to the military or anything, but not everyone in there is qualified to teach just because they want to. I could argue quite the opposite- a decent chunk of them went straight into the military after high school. Does anyone really want their children being taught by someone without a college education?
7:23pm: McCain just sounds condescending. Like, all the time. What a crackhead. Also, he just said that Sarah Palin knows about Autism "more than most." Uh... Sarah Palin's son has Down's Syndrome, not Autism.
7:27pm: McCain's closing remarks. I still don't understand exactly how McCain, old decrepit McCain, represents the "new direction" America needs. Ugh, the little lines are going up. And he used the "serving has been the great honor of my life" bullshit again.
7:29pm: Obama's closing remarks. "We're going to have to invest in the American people again." Middle class, higher wages, more jobs, LINES GO WAY UP. "It's going to require all of us, Democrats, Republicans, to come together." He's so good.
7:31pm: Bob Schaeffer "I will leave you with what my mother always said- 'Go vote now, it will make you feel big and strong.'" Hahaha I love it. "Mama always said..."
7:32pm: Michelle Obama is wearing weird flowers on her necklace. Not sure I approve, but hey, maybe it's the next big fashion trend. I'd sooner dress like Michelle Obama than Cindy McCain, Barbie Vampire any day.
This was totally the best debate... I think McCain did better than he has in the past, which makes me mad, but I still don't think he outshone Obama. How could you? He's all "heh heh heh" evilly laughing on the side of the screen over there. Does anyone else think it's funny how McCain is always on the right of the screen in these things and Obama is always on the left? Let's see how blatantly we can illustrate what side of the political spectrum these guys are on!
Ok, done with the random spewing of thoughts. If you want real, politically informed commentary, go here or here.
6:04pm: multiple other bloggers note that the catalyst for the economic crisis was NOT actually Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, as John McCain claimed. Yours truly is not well-versed enough in the economy to know that this is a lie, which is what scares me about America. In such respects, I am just as stupid as the rest of America- if I hadn't been told differently by people smarter than myself, I would have probably believed that. Ack. Shame!
6:33pm: So you're proud of the people who come to your rallies, are you McCain? Really? Even these people? You sick fuck. Maybe you should pick up a computer and get acquainted with YouTube.
6:37pm: BARACK OBAMA MENTIONS NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY! Sure, it was in the context of its Republican president, but he still said it! GO 'CATS!
6:43pm: I don't understand what exactly about a natural gas pipeline and continuing the devastation of our environment makes Sarah Palin "a reformer through and through." Also, when John McCain smiles it looks like a teleprompter is telling him to do so, a fact that would not creep me out so much if I didn't know it weren't true.
6:46pm: "Every president since Nixon has said we must reduce our dependence on foreign oil." I didn't know this, and it makes me sad, because obviously nothing has actually been done by it.
6:51pm: McCain: "You really have to pay attention to words." Yes, you do. Maybe you should tell that to your VP.
6:55pm: the squiggly lines were scaring me for awhile there, going down when Obama talked and up when McCain talked. Now they're pretty much reversed. Let's hope they stay that way. And yay! They are going WAY up as Obama is talking about his healthcare plan. And just dipped way down when McCain started talking. YAY LOVE THE SQUIGGLY LINES.
7pm: It's interesting that when googling John McCain's 2005 commencement speech at Northwestern, I can't for the life of me find a transcript of the damn thing. I found a video, but trust me, I had to sit though it once, and it's not an interesting speech. At the time it seemed to me like it was just some backup speech they had sitting around somewhere, not about anything in particular except how we had to work together to make the future great blah blah blah.
On the other hand, when I google Barack Obama's 2006 commencement speech at Northwestern, I not only find a video, but also the complete text. Read it. It's a great speech, and this is before any of the crazy campaigning started.
You can tell the difference between the candidates just by watching these two speeches. My class, as Kevin likes to remind me, really go the short end of the stick in this deal. I should have waited a quarter to graduate so I could be proud of my commencment speaker, rather than ashamed. My main memories of that commencement ceremony involve trying to find my family in the stands, and Eric Hoyt's hat repeatedly falling off his head.
7:07pm: WHOA AWESOME QUESTION RE: ROE V. WADE! McCain is pussyfooting around it, of course, "the decision should rest in the hands of the states," read: "I don't really want to answer this question." It will be interesting to see what Obama says.
Obama: "I am somebody who believes that Roe v. Wade was rightly decided. I think that Roe vs. Wade is a very difficult issue, and it's a moral issue.... women, in consultation with their families and their doctors are in the best position to make this decision." OH MY GOD PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I SWOON. I love this guy. Way to take a STAND on an issue that no one has actually addressed in AGES. I forgot to watch the squiggly lines while he actually said that, but at the moment they're up pretty high. This is amazing. "If a woman is out there trying to raise a family unfairly, the court has to stand up."
7:12pm: All McCain can seem to do is spout out Obama's voting history. Why don't you tell us what you actually think, dbag?
7:14pm: "Sexuality is sacred." Helping single mothers and preventing unwanted pregnancies... AWESOME. I LOVE YOU OBAMA.
7:15pm: Oh, McCain is tugging on the "Cindy and I are adoptive parents" heartstring. And yet, I have never seen a picture of Bridget McCain. Has she ever been with her family at one of these debates?
7:18pm: WOW LOOK AT THE SQIGGLY LINES NOW when Obama is talking about schools. And parental responsibility! YES! Turning off the tv sets and putting away the video games. So true.
7:20pm: John McCain is talking about how people who serve in the military ought to be able to straight to teaching when they get out of the service, and not have to take the examinations and get the credentials that they would normally have to get. WHAT? How is that going to improve the school system? That makes zero sense. No offense to the military or anything, but not everyone in there is qualified to teach just because they want to. I could argue quite the opposite- a decent chunk of them went straight into the military after high school. Does anyone really want their children being taught by someone without a college education?
7:23pm: McCain just sounds condescending. Like, all the time. What a crackhead. Also, he just said that Sarah Palin knows about Autism "more than most." Uh... Sarah Palin's son has Down's Syndrome, not Autism.
7:27pm: McCain's closing remarks. I still don't understand exactly how McCain, old decrepit McCain, represents the "new direction" America needs. Ugh, the little lines are going up. And he used the "serving has been the great honor of my life" bullshit again.
7:29pm: Obama's closing remarks. "We're going to have to invest in the American people again." Middle class, higher wages, more jobs, LINES GO WAY UP. "It's going to require all of us, Democrats, Republicans, to come together." He's so good.
7:31pm: Bob Schaeffer "I will leave you with what my mother always said- 'Go vote now, it will make you feel big and strong.'" Hahaha I love it. "Mama always said..."
7:32pm: Michelle Obama is wearing weird flowers on her necklace. Not sure I approve, but hey, maybe it's the next big fashion trend. I'd sooner dress like Michelle Obama than Cindy McCain, Barbie Vampire any day.
This was totally the best debate... I think McCain did better than he has in the past, which makes me mad, but I still don't think he outshone Obama. How could you? He's all "heh heh heh" evilly laughing on the side of the screen over there. Does anyone else think it's funny how McCain is always on the right of the screen in these things and Obama is always on the left? Let's see how blatantly we can illustrate what side of the political spectrum these guys are on!
Ok, done with the random spewing of thoughts. If you want real, politically informed commentary, go here or here.
drat
The Nobel Prizes were awarded this week, a harsh reminder that another year has come and gone without my making any progress towards winning said prize, being seated next to Prince Carl Philip at the banquet, dazzling him with my wit and charm, and becoming Princess of Sweden.
Sigh. I suppose there's always next year.
Sigh. I suppose there's always next year.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
finding fall
On Saturday we drove almost two hours east of LA in a daring attempt find that elusive season known as "fall." IT WAS AMAZING. There's a little town with ugly suburban houses called Yucaipa, and if you drive up in the hills beyond it you find a little town called Oak Glen with... APPLE ORCHARDS GALORE. Bre and Jake and I met Matt and Letia at the top of a hill at Los Rios Rancho Apple Farm, and we bought bags for picking, and went wild. It was an absolutely perfect fall day- 55 degrees and sunny. There were even some leaves that had started changing.
The last time I went apple picking was with David and Jessica in the fall of my freshman year at Northwestern-- we drove into Indiana and found a good old fashioned midwestern farm. Then they dropped me and my backpack full of apples at the Landmark Theater in Chicago and I met just about half of CRC for a double feature of Waking Life and Mulholland Drive at the Chicago International Film Festival, and on the way home Marc Lummis declared he knew a "shortcut" back to the El and I ended up walking like two miles to the Red Line with an extremely heavy backpack of apples on my back. That part sucked.
Anyway.
Pictures!
Bre in a tree!
Letia and Bre and me
Jake and Matt-- I'm not quite sure why they took their shirts off
Jake got something stuck in his foot... and I think this picture is funny
I don't know who those people are, but that's the view out over the valley. Isn't it pretty?
Letia directed a "movie" about me picking apples...
...and then Letia and Bre pretended they were in Children of the Corn
After picking apples we drove down the hill a bit to a fair sort of thing near a restaurant and candy store. It was one of those awesome general stores that sells canned things and caramel apples and maple candy and all sorts of autumnal goodness-- like Quig's near the Illinois/Wisconsin border.
The fair part was fun. There were pony rides (we were too old) and strange goods for sale and goats and llamas being led around. We got cider and I accidentally snuck into the petting zoo. There were ostriches! Not to pet, really, but to ogle!
THEN we drove even farther down the hill, back near the freeway exit, and went to a giant pick-your-own-pumpkin patch. It was way fun... I would have picked a million but I have no money, so I only got one. They had wheelbarrows for loading with pumpkins and sunflowers going to seed and the whole thing was just very lovely and... fall.
Faster, woman!
Bottom line: I need to go again next year... if not again this year. I wonder what happens in Oak Glen at Christmas?? Might be worth another trip...
HALLOWEEN IS SO SOON YAY!
The last time I went apple picking was with David and Jessica in the fall of my freshman year at Northwestern-- we drove into Indiana and found a good old fashioned midwestern farm. Then they dropped me and my backpack full of apples at the Landmark Theater in Chicago and I met just about half of CRC for a double feature of Waking Life and Mulholland Drive at the Chicago International Film Festival, and on the way home Marc Lummis declared he knew a "shortcut" back to the El and I ended up walking like two miles to the Red Line with an extremely heavy backpack of apples on my back. That part sucked.
Anyway.
Pictures!
Bre in a tree!
Letia and Bre and me
Jake and Matt-- I'm not quite sure why they took their shirts off
Jake got something stuck in his foot... and I think this picture is funny
I don't know who those people are, but that's the view out over the valley. Isn't it pretty?
Letia directed a "movie" about me picking apples...
...and then Letia and Bre pretended they were in Children of the Corn
After picking apples we drove down the hill a bit to a fair sort of thing near a restaurant and candy store. It was one of those awesome general stores that sells canned things and caramel apples and maple candy and all sorts of autumnal goodness-- like Quig's near the Illinois/Wisconsin border.
The fair part was fun. There were pony rides (we were too old) and strange goods for sale and goats and llamas being led around. We got cider and I accidentally snuck into the petting zoo. There were ostriches! Not to pet, really, but to ogle!
THEN we drove even farther down the hill, back near the freeway exit, and went to a giant pick-your-own-pumpkin patch. It was way fun... I would have picked a million but I have no money, so I only got one. They had wheelbarrows for loading with pumpkins and sunflowers going to seed and the whole thing was just very lovely and... fall.
Faster, woman!
Bottom line: I need to go again next year... if not again this year. I wonder what happens in Oak Glen at Christmas?? Might be worth another trip...
HALLOWEEN IS SO SOON YAY!
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